Everyday puns to make your friends groan, with apologies.
Q: Would you like a Certs?
A: CERT-ainly!
Q: Want a piece of gum?
A: Hmm, I dunno. I’ll have to chew on that for a minute.
Q: Hey, is that a pirate!?
A: Arrrr! [run them through and steal their booty]
Sorry, I ran out of puns, and wanted to mention pirates.
Okay, okay, and booty. Mmmmmmmm, pirate booty.
Last, and least. A bad joke I made up.
Q: What do you call a freeway that runs underwater?
A: The Otter-bahn.
I hope you’ll all forgive me.
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if only jason stopped by this blog, i’m sure you’d have an undending supply of puns to make yer skin crawl…
:: fetal position ::
q: What do you get when you throw an aquaphobic lamb into the ocean?
a: A sheep-wreck.
I made that up JUST now JUST for you.
Euc - Jason used to stop by here. His web-presence seems to be nil anymore, though, along with his actual presence. He never calls me back *cry*. Ah well. He would certainly have some fun input, were he to come around. Too bad for him.
Eve - Buahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahah ahahahahahah ahaha hahahahaha. I feel so loved *sniff*, thanks for sharing. That’s hilarious.
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