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If your boss is blind, this might be NSFW …

Playboy. In Braille.

This would be a terrible gift for the visually impaired, because you don’t give the visually impaired one quarter of a decade-old Playboy as a gift.

But for you? Put it out on the coffee table like I did. Owning Playboy in Braille is like having a Day-Glo orange monkey that can curse in Farsi. It gets attention. People talk.

One reply on “If your boss is blind, this might be NSFW …”

Alright, as if I wasn’t the kind already to be turned on by anything literary… then there is obsurdity (hot), nudity (which I find SO much hotter described in words – I would know, I’ve tried my hand many times at writing erotic comentary – it’s um… echem. Close friends or lovers enjoy my letters, lets leave it at that)…

I’d have to say, as much as I dislike objectification, I must say that Playboy in Braille is on my wish list! (It would fit right in next to the Chocolate cookbook and the steamy Czechoslovakian political novel on my coffee table!)

Mr.Wa, have I mentioned that YOU ROCK?!?

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