10 Militant Groups I’d Laugh At:
10. Militant abortionists – aka Habitat for, well, not us
9. Militant apathists – I don’t care and you don’t either!
8. Militant creationists – Deathly afraid of big bang. Prudes.
7. Militant black coffeeists – Very jittery, beware these ones.
6. Militant euro-weenies – Comment? Je comprends pas. Parlez-vous francais?
5. Militant americans – I’d laugh at them, but they’d grab one of the 57 guns they own and shoot me.
4. Militant squirrels – Crookshanx laughs at these, mostly.
3. Militant militants – see number 5
2. Militant Mac-owners – I mean … c’mon, haven’t you lost yet?
1. Militant bloggers – Sure you write everyday, and have interesting things to say, and get like 200 hits an hour … but, but … bastards.