Bava is a horror original

Some mad philosphers had a link to this on their message board.
Hilarity ensued.

Googlisms for Bava:
bava is always at his best in chase sequences
bava is at his gruesome “best” as killings are accomplished in every manner possible
bava is to step silently through a mausoleum filled with beautiful corpses
bava is the withholding of the killer’s identity
bava is for you
bava is £21 for uk and eu countries
bava is only concerned with style and the art of murder
bava is scheduled to speak at the economic club luncheon at 11
bava is a mystery to me
bava is credited as the director
bava is teaching students of all ages
bava is a master of light and shadow
bava is the remaining story
bava is no doubt suggesting the ugly reality
bava is a non

Googlisms for Camus:
camus is the existentialist
camus is right to say that life is absurd
camus is the family at the heart of the town
camus is interested in pursuing a third possibility
camus is a cat with attitude
camus is right in this degree
camus is a writer for posterity

Googlisms for Sartre:
sartre is as unfashionable as loon pants
sartre is that there is nowhere to look for guidance about how to use it
sartre is and you will most likely get a frowned look
sartre is having a quick smoke
sartre is wrong
sartre is the cogito
sartre is like going to a shrine
sartre is yet more complicated
sartre is that elusive existential concept of freedom
sartre is a contradiction that may not be overcome

And finally, Googlisms for the library:
the library is on fire
the library is your friend
the library is the whole world
the library is open all night
the library is open to all indiana residents
the library is able to correctly determine that you are in africa
the library is modified by someone else and passed on
the library is actually a number of feet higher than the architect’s original design
the library is not sinking
the library is updating its strategic plan
the library is a garden of ideas
the library is looking for a youth librarian who enjoys
the library is not sinking oh that sinking feeling
the library is destroying thousands of books because it is short of space
the library is giving way to a new era of promise and uncertainty
the library is complete

What’s up with libraries sinking?

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My friend Nick has started a blog for his EQII character, Vdou Quel`Anon. Yeah, he’s crazy. If you enjoy roleplay rantings with a little black mage spice, then you might also want to look here.

When I got home from work yesterday, I had a message on the machine from the Tumwater Library. I didn’t manage to get back in touch with them yesterday (I will when I get home today), but if they called, then they hired me (almost positively), so here’s to some premature celebration …
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Go me.