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Raffi will lead the way

In the mornings, we ramble:

Ahniwa: oh my …

Theo: it’s gonna be crazy

Ahniwa: definately crazy, like vinyl sunglasses crazy

Theo: alligator mini-skirt crazy

Ahniwa: giraffe-print pajamas

Theo: like these: http://www.crazyforbargains.com/bubrgicopafo.html
in a one-size-fits-all kinda way

Ahniwa: something like that
i didn’t realize it was so hard to find a decent pair of giraffe pajamas on the internets

Theo: yeah, that was my problem.
I’m genuinely concerned at the complete lack of pics of giraffes IN pajamas.

Ahniwa: yes, absolutely

Theo: I like Mcsweeny’s today

Ahniwa: this is cute though: http://www.marythackston.com/filterfrenzy2/weektwo/giraffes.jpg

Theo: awww!

Ahniwa: oooh, kona coffee flavored cigars

Theo: where?

Ahniwa: hulagirlthestore.com

Theo: Utah: The State Version of a Polite Nod in the Office Hallway

Ahniwa: heh

Theo: nice storefront

Ahniwa: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10766.html
bartender: what can i get ya?
you: a fucking monkey

Theo: that sounds sooo good…

Ahniwa: they have a whole list of monkey drinks on the sidebar

Theo: damn…

Ahniwa: and a drink called no fucking idea

Theo: haha

Ahniwa: i wonder how long it would take to explain that to the bartender

Theo: what do you want? No fucking idea

Ahniwa: yeah
whoah: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink698.html

Theo: Wholly crap. That would make me shit my pants
dude… http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink114.html
that’s what I need. An absinthe frappe.

Ahniwa: i’m sure you can get one at starbucks!

Theo: only a matter of time.
Whenever people complain about the state of society here, I’m going to point out that you still can’t get an absinthe frappe at Starbucks. That’ll show ’em.

Ahniwa: won’t you be proving their complaints valid?
i just want a coffee-flavored monkey
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?

Theo: Oh…I was imagining their complaint would be that there’s TOO MUCH debauchery. But yeah, I see what you mean.
The temptation to eat him with a light cream sauce would be wayyyy too high forme.
for me..even

Ahniwa: there is far too little debauchery in our country
too much coitus, too little debauchery

Theo: damn skippy!
http://sharkys-martini-bar.com/ Personalized martini glasses

Ahniwa: it’s a clumsy battlecry: “less coitus, more debauchery”

Theo: it sounds too titillating. Although that’s probably the proper effect

Ahniwa: maybe we should just stick with “ring, ring, ring, BANANARCHY!”
because i think that really sums it up well

Theo: much better. I would totally participate in a raffi-led revolution.
The Algonquin Hotel in New York offers a Martini that costs $10,000. Why? Because the main ingredient is a diamond. No one has ever ordered it and you must order it 3 days in advance.

Ahniwa: dude, i would so do that if i was a bagajillionaire
maybe

Theo: when we get there, we should go order that drink
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3191.html
I just like the name