In the mornings, we ramble:
Ahniwa: oh my …
Theo: it’s gonna be crazy
Ahniwa: definately crazy, like vinyl sunglasses crazy
Theo: alligator mini-skirt crazy
Ahniwa: giraffe-print pajamas
Theo: like these: http://www.crazyforbargains.com/bubrgicopafo.html
in a one-size-fits-all kinda way
Ahniwa: something like that
i didn’t realize it was so hard to find a decent pair of giraffe pajamas on the internets
Theo: yeah, that was my problem.
I’m genuinely concerned at the complete lack of pics of giraffes IN pajamas.
Ahniwa: yes, absolutely
Theo: I like Mcsweeny’s today
Ahniwa: this is cute though: http://www.marythackston.com/filterfrenzy2/weektwo/giraffes.jpg
Theo: awww!
Ahniwa: oooh, kona coffee flavored cigars
Theo: where?
Ahniwa: hulagirlthestore.com
Theo: Utah: The State Version of a Polite Nod in the Office Hallway
Ahniwa: heh
Theo: nice storefront
Ahniwa: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10766.html
bartender: what can i get ya?
you: a fucking monkey
Theo: that sounds sooo good…
Ahniwa: they have a whole list of monkey drinks on the sidebar
Theo: damn…
Ahniwa: and a drink called no fucking idea
Theo: haha
Ahniwa: i wonder how long it would take to explain that to the bartender
Theo: what do you want? No fucking idea
Ahniwa: yeah
whoah: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink698.html
Theo: Wholly crap. That would make me shit my pants
dude… http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink114.html
that’s what I need. An absinthe frappe.
Ahniwa: i’m sure you can get one at starbucks!
Theo: only a matter of time.
Whenever people complain about the state of society here, I’m going to point out that you still can’t get an absinthe frappe at Starbucks. That’ll show ’em.
Ahniwa: won’t you be proving their complaints valid?
i just want a coffee-flavored monkey
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
Theo: Oh…I was imagining their complaint would be that there’s TOO MUCH debauchery. But yeah, I see what you mean.
The temptation to eat him with a light cream sauce would be wayyyy too high forme.
for me..even
Ahniwa: there is far too little debauchery in our country
too much coitus, too little debauchery
Theo: damn skippy!
http://sharkys-martini-bar.com/ Personalized martini glasses
Ahniwa: it’s a clumsy battlecry: “less coitus, more debauchery”
Theo: it sounds too titillating. Although that’s probably the proper effect
Ahniwa: maybe we should just stick with “ring, ring, ring, BANANARCHY!”
because i think that really sums it up well
Theo: much better. I would totally participate in a raffi-led revolution.
The Algonquin Hotel in New York offers a Martini that costs $10,000. Why? Because the main ingredient is a diamond. No one has ever ordered it and you must order it 3 days in advance.
Ahniwa: dude, i would so do that if i was a bagajillionaire
maybe
Theo: when we get there, we should go order that drink
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3191.html
I just like the name