A couple of weeks ago, I decided that I’d start a collection of library smut. I’m simply fascinated by this whole “librarian as sex symbol” thing, and I think it would just be such a cool little collection to show off to people. I mean really, in our civilized society, how often do you get to show your friends your smut collection when they come to visit.
We aren’t in middle school anymore, after all.
Anyway, my point is, quite simply: please buy me some library smut.
The downside of this collection is that it’s difficult to track down. The upside is that it’s fairly inexpensive. I figure if people can just keep their eyes peeled, books like “Bang the Librarian Hard” are out there, practically falling off the shelves, just waiting to be found, fondled, and ultimately adored.
There is an excellent beginning list over at riverofdata.com called, simply, Librarians in Pornography. Alternately, you can do a “librarian” search over at PulpNovelProject.com (which is a fun site to check out all on its own, if still somewhat undeveloped). These are pulp novels, the very tamest of smut, so you needn’t feel any moral indignation over it or anything (unless you must, and then I suppose you must).
Come now, don’t act like an eager young librarian doesn’t get your pages turning.
Related links: Hot Library Smut (with pictures!)
“Libraries” by Candida Höfer
Jessamyn’s gallery of saucy bookplates (potentially NSFW)
