A Noodley Testimonial

Subject: To all the “Heathens” I love so well
Sent: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 14:03:01 -0700 (PDT)

Friends:

I’m sure that many of you have already felt the all-encompassing love of Our Noodley Lord, but I wanted to take a moment…to give testimony.

I was 29 when I felt the first stirrings of the FSM at work in me. Brother O’Donnell had passed along Our Lord’s message of hope and healing, but at first I turned away from the light of His Starchy Magnificence. No doubt it was the stony hand of the No-Carb lifestyle that still clutched at my breast, weighing down my soul, as the paperweight doth weigh down important documents, such as receipts and power bills and pornography. But no sooner did I look upon the tangled wonder that is His Noodleness than the scales fell from my eyes! Yea, though I walked through the Valley of the Shadow of High Protein Diets, I would certainly fear no empty calories. No longer, friends! I have felt the Touch of His Noodly Appendage, and smelled the smell of his Refreshing, Tomato-Based, Sauce-like Covering. Surely, it is the smell of Salvation.

Please, friends. Follow me along the path. Your first step begins here: http://www.venganza.org/
May you all find the peace that I did. And perhaps buy a t-shirt.

Cheers, Sister Rachel, O.F.S.M.S.M (Order of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Sisters of Mercy)

PS – Thanks again to Brother O’Donnell for showing me the way to the light.