Shazzam! It’s a ramble!
I’m here to gamble,
my pocket pair is gonna
leave you in a shamble.
…
so on and so forth.
Man, what a glorious life as a rapper I could have had, passed up for the off chance that I might become a librarian one day.
Lately, I’ve been falling in love a lot.
A week ago, I fell in love with Stephanie. You may recognize her from MirrorMask.
Since then, I’ve fallen for Emily Mortimer, from Dear Frankie.
This is to say nothing of my past loves.
And heck, any of them are certainly still welcome to call me.
Three cheers for this totally pointless post!