I don’t have a ton of gadgets, personally. I jumped on the iPod bandwagon about 2 years late, and I’ve come to terms with the fact that for those years I wasn’t realizing my “hip” potential. Still, reading about supercool tech gadgets has the power to make me giddy, so I guess I’m a closet gadgeophile, despite myself.
If you’re old-school like me (all relative, I know), you won’t be able to help but love this modded NES-controller-turned-cell-phone. (Google ads displayed “Zelda Ringtone”, which was so appropriate I guffawed.)
On another note, for people who always bite the heads off their animal crackers before they eat the rest, someone has fabricated the perfect USB drive for you. Data storage has never been so deliciously sadistic. Unfortunately they don’t appear to be available for sale, but you could always make your own without too much trouble.
Finally, in the not-so-cute-and-actually-I’m-kinda-scared category: Giant Panda robots. Perhaps a Flameosapien will meet the beasts in battle and save humanity. Or join them, in which case, we’re fucked.