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game humor libraries

I smell nice.

Maya sent me two comics that are currently sitting over on the Salon website. If memory serves, Salon limits non-member access to fairly recent materials, so you should check them out while the checking is good (while noting that “if memory serves” is really the key operator here, and that memory, often, doesn’t).

The comics involve librarians, censorship, and a dog scrotum. In my book, that right there is what we call a winning combination. Oh, and it involves how nice librarians smell, which is always a plus (and totally true). They’re sequential, so read this comic first, and then move on to this one.

In other news that ranks similarly in awesomeness but has no other discernable association, Penny Arcade is going to have a video game, and there is a trailer for it that is very, very wangtacular (which is a good thing). I was heartened to see that the Fruit Fucker (that lovable little bastard) appears to have a fairly large role in the game, which pleases me to no end. If you’re not familiar with the FF, then you should start here, and continue onward if you’ve got the stomach. If you have a particularly positive inclination towards fruit, and might therefore have issues with its … violation, then you might want to skip that link. However, if you laughed during American Pie then you should know that you’re a goddam hypocrite.

That is all.

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book humor

Books! Tasty, tasty books …

threadlessbooks

Threadless just released this shirt today, available as a tee for guys, girls, and kids! The kids get it on light blue, which is my favorite of the three colors offered. Combine it with your “Reading is for awesome people” t-shirt, and you’ll truly be a force to be reckoned with (even if you will be sending mixed messages, I mean, do you read the books, or eat them!?).

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cinema humor internet

The Mighty Boosh!

Old Gregg, from The Mighty Boosh! Just more proof that the British are batshit insane.

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humor internet webcomics

Crossstitchery

beeyatchCrossstitch has way too many S’s in a row. I kinda dig it. But wanna know what I really dig?

I really dig this I am 10 ninja crossstitch idea. Seriously, if someone wanted to do something like this, say for my birthday, in April, or just because it’s awesome, and I’m usually awesome, and it would therefore (usually) suit me – well, then I wouldn’t complain at all.

Also, while we’re on the subject; I know I’ve linked to it before, but it’s been awhile: Subversive Crossstitch

Go nuts.

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humor libraries

The height of biblio-fashion

readingisforawesomepeople
Another great shirt from nerdyshirts.com.

People keep asking where I got the “She blinded me with library science” t-shirt I was sporting the other day(and once last week), so I thought I’d just send out the link (again). They’re made by the creator of the webcomic Questionable Content, Jeph Jacques. You can check the merch out here: http://questionablecontent.net/merch.php, though if you enjoy comics at all, I really recommend QC. It’s my fave, by far (and I was quite the expert in these matters at one point in time).

For other library gear be sure to check out http://www.cafepress.com/buy/librarian, which has lots of options, including a “blinded me with library science” rip-off design. Just remember that Jeph did it first.

Finally, there are a few more items up for grabs on a newish site: http://www.cafepress.com/libraryorbust, and even more at http://www.cafepress.com/curmudgeony/634513

While I’m here, here’s some library humor.

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humor

*POW!* *BAM!* *PWN’D!*

pwn’d!

As a purveyor of all things fucking rad, I thought it my duty to inform you of this, the coolest shirt ever made.

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humor internet

Featuring the hottest fillies on the net.

Why does a person do a Google search for cake pony, and then link to my blog from the results, despite the fact that my blog is something like the 54th item on the list? Is my cake pony reference somehow better than everyone else’s cake pony references? Have I definatively defined the cake pony blogging experience?

Somehow I doubt it. Sadly, it will likely always remain a mystery.

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humor libraries webcomics

Oh joyous day!

Every time I think about starting a webcomic again, of one sort or another, I go and look at the great webcomics that are already out there and I despair a little.  I try to think of what I could create in the "write what you know" sphere, and every once in awhile I think, "Well, maybe I should create a library webcomic.  There aren't many out there yet, after all."

And then, out of the blue, that big old meanie Jeph comes along and gives Marten a library job.  And the worst part is that if I gripe about it, Jeph will just tell me that I have an attitude problem.  Sigh.  Oh well, I'm looking forward to Jeph's take on library humor, though he should know that most academic libraries primarily use the LC classification system rather than Dewey, for most of their collections.

I mean, duh!

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humor internet webcomics

Webcomics round-up.

The Dada Detective hits 100 strips, and catches my attention.  It's about a detective hired by a French Mime to find her missing duck.  Absurdism and punishness abound, and he drinks from a bottle labeled, Old Andalusian Dog.  In case you don't get it.

The Perry Bible Fellowship, which recently one some WCCA award or another, has its new website which you'll be pleased to learn allows for direct linking to specific comics, something the old site didn't support.  Now you can share your favorite PBFs with ease, so get to it!

Achewood joins Webcomics Nation. Somehow, Onstad doing anything not entirely on his own seems incredibly weird to me, maybe because Achewood is just so damned strange and, even though I read his semi-normal blog, I still can't imagine having a conversation with the guy.  Still, I wish him luck, and I wish Webcomics Nation luck too, just in case.  You never know with these guys.

Adultwebcomics.com.  I think that speaks for itself.  Their first comic is called Jess Fink's Dirty Limericks, which I can't check out yet due to my current locale (i.e. work), but it sounds promising.

(links via lore and comixpedia

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humor internet

Happy 100th, Ze!

ZeFrankYesterday was Ze's 100th "the show".  It's vlogging at its best, funnier and with faster download times than Amanda Congdon!  On top of the humor aspect of the site, Ze's doing some interesting things with interactive content, including but not limited to a worldwide project to make an earth sandwich and playing a game of chess over a wiki.  Talk about vlog 2.0!

Ze's been on the web for a long time, being goofy.  In fact, I linked to him back in December of 2004.  Go me!

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art humor webcomics

“Insolent Mountain”

Our SCAC guest entry To mark its anniversary, the Secret Crocodile Adventure Club is going sequential!  Or at least, as the Archcroc V admits, "sequential for as long as I can stand!"  I've been a member since pretty early on, and enjoyed it immensely.  Theo and I even competed in the first (and so far, only) guest-croc competition, in which we placed moderately well and which earned a lovely print that now hangs proudly on my wall.  Even so, I'm really excited for Stig's promise of sequential crocodile stories, and a more story-telling, webcomicky feel.

If you enjoy it, I really recommend signing up for the weekly mailing.  The rantings and ravings of the majestorial Archcroc V are just as if not more amusing than the illustrations themselves.  For now, go check out Prince on the Mountain, page 1.

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humor news

Hot makeouts vs corruption, live at 5.

Proof that Canada has cooler news than we do, and really hot lesbians.

Student Nicole Dawson, 22, made out with girlfriend Tau, 27, at the southeast corner of King and Bay yesterday to protest alleged corruption in the investment industry. Here's how it went:

11:58 a.m.: Ms. Dawson slips Tau the tongue, two minutes ahead of schedule.

12 p.m.: The protest gets under way proper. Six protesters hold up signs targeting the Ontario Securities Commission and its chairman: "Liberal OSC a Sham," "David Wilson Must Go," and "Stock Market Rotten."

12:02 p.m.: Two young men pace around the protest, wearing the stunned, elated look that men wear when they stumble on something like this.

12:08 p.m.: The women get to second base, caressing each other's rears and nuzzling each other's breasts with impressive focus.

(via ryan

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humor libraries personal poetic

A library limerick

There once was a librarian,
who referenced as well as one can.
While helping a student,
he said it would have been prudent,
if you'd shown up with some sort of plan.

(unfortunately based on numerous true stories) 

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art cinema humor

The Amazing Screw-On Head

From the creator of Hellboy and starring Paul Giamatti, The Amazing Screw-On Head follows the anti-espionage adventures of President Abraham Lincoln's top spy, who just happens to be a robotic, metal head with some nifty attachable bodies.  You can watch the entire pilot on scifi.com, and I really recommend it.  It's freakin' hilarious.  From the site:

In this hilarious send-up of Lovecraftian horror and steampunk adventure, President Abraham Lincoln's top spy is a bodyless head known only as Screw-On Head.

When arch-fiend Emperor Zombie steals an artifact that will enable him to threaten all life on Earth, the task of stopping him is assigned to Screw-on Head. Fortunately, Screw-On Head is not alone on this perilous quest. He is aided by his multitalented manservant, Mr. Groin, and by his talking canine cohort, Mr. Dog.

Can this unorthodox trio stop Emperor Zombie in time? Does Screw-On Head have a body awesome enough to stop the horrors that have been unleashed? Where can we get a talking dog?

All these questions (O.K., maybe not that last one) will be answered when you watch the thrilling tale of The Amazing Screw-On Head!

 (via r.stevens)

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humor

Look Around You

If you enjoy deadpan British humor, you owe it to yourself to check out Look Around You, a whimsical bit of mock-science that originally aired on the BBC.  They're all great, but Look Around You: Maths might be my fave.

(via ryan)

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art humor webcomics

To boldly Tweep where no man has Tweeped before.

I read a lot of webcomics review sites.  I read Websnark, obvs, with pleasure.  When the Webcomics Examiner posts articles, I enjoy those too.  I have a love/hate relationship with Fleen, though I do at least skim it on a daily basis.  I read Drunk Comic Reviews before they hung up their hats flasks, and I check out Comixpedia when I feel the whim.

I enjoy reading about webcomics almost as much as I enjoy reading webcomics, but that's not the point of this post.  The point is, none of these sites, in my mind, mention Tweep often enough, and Tweep charms the hell outta me.

And today's comic pays homage to My Fair Lady.

However, aside from individual strips, there is a lot that Tweep does on a consistent basis that impresses me, and that I don't see a lot elsewhere.  For one thing, the art style is unique.  Granted, if you look at the early strips, it looks like Ben drew the comic out in Paint.  But he's been at it for over three years now, and his style has come a long way and really smoothed out.  Wanna check the progress, quick-like?

Here's an example from March 19th, 2003.

And one from March 17th, 2004.

From March 2nd, 2005 (contains street pirates!)

And finally from March 8th, 2006 (with a Beckett reference!).

Ben has come a long way, and obviously put a lot of effort into making Tweep look polished, and I think he's done a good job.  The characters are distinct, sassy, and colorful.  He also likes to employ pictures in place of dialogue (example), which as a technique I think could fall way short if not done properly, but here it is pulled off very well.  The story wanders a lot, and honestly, if you go through the archives, I don't particularly recommend reading the entire To Catch a Rabbit storyline, and to be fair you're offered the chance to skip it under each strip.  But then, I guess if you really like rabbits and old movies, then maybe you'll really enjoy it.  You know … if you're into that kind of thing.

Aside from his occassional and lengthy asides, the story in Tweep mainly deals with a handful of twenty-something kids out there in the world, watching movies, falling in love, working in cafes and music stores, being poor, buying food, and making art.  And sometimes, just sometimes, it has space monkeys.

I'm not sure why Tweep doesn't get mentioned more often, but there ya go.  I've done my part, at least.  Now, go get your Tweep on.

These Tweepish peeps say this comic is for keeps.

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art humor

Spider-Man Comes Out of his Web

As part of the Super-Hero Registration Act, Spider-Man bravely stepped forward to reveal that his name is Peter Parker and that he's been Spider-Man since he was 15 years old.  Good on ya, Petey.  Originally covered by the New York Post , but be sure to check out Gawker's coverage as well. (via Comic Foundry )

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humor internet

I was a lonely, hairy man …

This is perhaps the best, most hilarious marketing website I’ve ever seen. Be sure to watch the music video, but pretty much everything on the site is top-rate humor.

(via Gizmodo)

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humor internet

The most popular sport we barely watch

If you don’t understand soccer football as much as I don’t, you should be sure to treat yourself to this enlightening and humorous post from CBS Sportsline, “The Ignorant American’s Guide to the World Cup.”

Learn how to pronounce players’ names ahead of time. Do not refer to English team captain David Beckham as “Mr. Posh Spice,” unless you’re watching the game with Ginger or Sporty. Finally, be forewarned: yelling “GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!” and running around the room with your arms flapping goofily will get you stabbed — justifiably, I might add.

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humor internet

Atheist Lions

Maybe this guy should have asked if the lions were faithful, first.

Or maybe the lion had prayed earlier for God to send it a tasty human?